This Jem is needs to get polished

When it comes to dancing you really are looking for a girl who is personable, attractive, and fun. What happens when you only have 1 of those items on the list. Well we call her Jemma Black. Not to much to say about her but when she is done her show she puts on an old t shirt, throws her hair into a bun and goes up to her room or the back room till her next show. Though she may seem nice she isn't easy to talk to, at all!! I have seen only a couple of her shows and was fairly disappointed!

Rating!

Dance Ability                                   4

Sexiness                                         3

Floor Work                                      2

Pole Work                                       6

Crowd Involvement                          3

Personality                                      3

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The Bitch of the West

The Bitch of the west, Miss Adrianne Spring. From her shows she is wonderful on the pole, but slow moving and boring to watch after one show. Same type of moves and music each time. Though she likes to use props, some of them take forever to get ready during the show. Also for instance when she uses bull whips, she won't take anything off for the first two songs. Which kind of goes against the job description, "Stripper." Meaning strip your clothes off.

The other thing that is very frustrating about her is the fact that she sells small posters for big prices, the photos are gorgeous but the size is not worth it.

Rating!

Dance Ability                                   7

Sexiness                                         5

Floor Work                                      3

Pole Work                                       8

Crowd Involvement                          2

Personality                                      1

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Miss Powers

Mandy Powers, the drunk of all dancers!! She cannot seem to go one night without drinking herself into a hole, wasting people money when they buy her drinks but is so drunk she forgot she left them with the bartender. She has a nice personality when she is sober but after one drink she is annoying as hell. When she starts to dance you may notice she looks 5 or 6 months pregnant. Nobody has asked her about this issue but it is very unattractive you see. And if she is pregnant, well someone better call child services now before the baby gets alcohol poisoning in the womb.

Rating!

Dance Ability                                   8

Sexiness                                         4

Floor Work                                      3

Pole Work                                       3

Crowd Involvement                          4

Personality                                      2

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Trampede!

Well she started her career at the Calgary Stampede where miss Alexis Frulling also known as Trampede had some fun with her boyfriend and another random guy. After receiving a lot of terrible reviews she eventually found her calling for the Stripper Pole, but that didn’t stop her from being a nasty girl & a terrible dancer. She sleeps with Dj's and those who tip the most get the most “fun.” Now don’t forget about her disgusting boyfriend, the guy uses her for her money and isn’t nice to the clubs she goes to. What a nice surprise when they boyfriend of a dancer starts a fight while his girl is on stage.

Rating!

Dance Ability                                  -2

Sexiness                                         2

Floor Work                                      2

Pole Work                                       1

Crowd Involvement                          4

Personality                                      4

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To be a hooker or not to be.

This next wonderful piece of work does more than just dancing. She acts as if she is a Vegas show girl but really she is far less than such. She walks around the stage and twirls around a couple times, never really dances, works with the pole, or does any floor work. She is chubby and not hot to be honest and likes to take guys up to her room for a little extra money. She was once banned from certain clubs because this became very obvious and a big issue. If you want to be a hooker fine, but don’t do it in the obvious places.

The worst part is , she calls herself Bambi, yes like the Disney character. Who the hell does that? Takes a KIDS character and names herself after it.

Rating!

Dance Ability                                   2

Sexiness                                         1

Floor Work                                      1

Pole Work                                       1

Crowd Involvement                          3

Personality                                      2

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Crushing bones with muscle!

Madison Moore, more like Madison you need Less steroids!

The girl can’t one say without working out and it shows. She may look good in the gym doing that but when she gets naked she has a protruding stomach, and ungodly large thighs, and boy are they muscular but not attractive. Unless you are a submissive dude you may want to run because the girl could crush your skull between her thighs. If you don’t have the looks at least have the dance ability, which she also does not have. Though she is wonderful to talk to, her looks do not match.

Rating!

Dance Ability                                   4

Sexiness                                         2

Floor Work                                      6

Pole Work                                       2

Crowd Involvement                          6

Personality                                      7

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Nikki not so Darling

Which guys are interested in girls caked in makeup? If you are this is the girl for you Nikki Darling, the fake, the bitchy, and the stupid, all in one!! Do I need say more? If anyone has a chisel maybe we can scrap some of the fake off of her! If any women feels more attractive when you can’t see any of your natural skin tone on your face, well you need help. She also may need a dictionary since she can’t hold a conversation with ANYONE!

Rating!

Dance Ability                                   3

Sexiness                                         1

Floor Work                                      4

Pole Work                                       4

Crowd Involvement                          3

Personality                                      2


P.S. She really will do anything for pizza #pizzaslut

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