Miss Slutty

Miss Nikki or Miss Slutty, you choose! Blonde Miss Nikki can’t seem to keep her lags closed when she gets off stage, sleeping with DJ’s all over BC and AB. We are all curious if she has given or caught. She spoke to a friend of mine and a young DJ somewhere near Kelowna had apparently given her something. Not entirely sure what but she was not happy to have caught it.

Rating!

Dance Ability                                   6

Sexiness                                         6

Floor Work                                      5

Pole Work                                       3

Crowd Involvement                          5

Personality                                      7

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Legally Blonde!

Suka the blonde bimbo, now Suka will complain and cry when she doesn’t have a decent day working or when people don’t like her. No need to tip her, just give her tissues to wipe her poor tears. Since she was last seen I heard she was still blonde but nobody I have talked to really knows if she is or not. Like some girls she does the same routine every show, using the same music almost each set she does. You have to be more than thin to make yourself a great dancer!

Rating!

Dance Ability                                   3

Sexiness                                         5

Floor Work                                      2

Pole Work                                       4

Crowd Involvement                          4

Personality                                      3

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The Gunn you should never go near.

The real bitch of the group is Gattlynn Gunn, she gets fired from clubs on day one for trash talking her place of work, as well as the other clubs she has worked at!! When clubs call the agency having to explain that you got fired for being a true bitch to the people paying you does not go over well I’m sure. She may be nice to look at but under that caked on makeup you may want to hide. It is a very scary thought. I can’t give her a rating other than her personality since no one ever sees her dance.

Rating!

Personality                                      1

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Single mom Synclair

Angel Synclair, the dancer who can’t keep both her nipples hard. She for sure has a boob job and it by no means looks natural. She is in her late 30’s atleast and has to continually play with her nipples to keep them pretty looking. Personality wise she is great, but boy she isn’t pretty.

She looks like a single mom of 3 kids who can’t pay to feed her kids so she dances to keep them off the street, from what I’ve heard if you try and give her food or put it on stage she is less than thankful for it. Either that or she was a school teacher who had one hell of a bad mid life crisis!!

Rating!

Dance Ability                                   6

Sexiness                                         1

Floor Work                                      2

Pole Work                                       4

Crowd Involvement                          4

Personality                                      6

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The Cruz you never want to be on!

Miss Savannah Cruz, well she is for sure one of the most graphic dancers I have seen, like to yell on stage, flash her vagina while walking around on the floor, and drinks a hell of a lot of tequila. One club I know of in AB had to bring in an extra order of tequila because she drinks so much of it over the week she is there.

Not to mention her promo photos are really old, when she was thin, and pretty. Since then she has gained weight, her costumes are really tight, and she looks pretty old.  From what I heard that’s why she is on her third marriage.

Rating!

Dance Ability                                   5

Sexiness                                         2

Floor Work                                      4

Pole Work                                       3

Crowd Involvement                          6

Personality                                      4

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Don't eat your name!

So a friend and I had a nice sit down conversation about strippers, and some of the girls. The first girl that came to mind when he said not all were smart was Kit Kat. Not sure where she is originally from but damn does she have nothing but air up there. Nice to look at if you don't mind a little extra icing on the oreo. Even her voice makes her sound dumb, she should really try and get a teacher to show her how not to be a dumbass. No wonder she ended up taking her clothes off for money!!!

Rating!
Dance Ability                                   6
Sexiness                                         4
Floor Work                                      5
Pole Work                                       7.5
Crowd Involvement                          7
Personality                                      2.5



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